5 Reasons You Want to Become a CCP (Certified Crazy Person)

 

I have slayed dragons and battled many men to better understand the density and relationship to the divine word: CRAZY. I must share my experience...

Foremost, I don't want you to just get up and go crazy, instead I wish to invite the idea of "crazy" and all its healthy aspects. In my, always unorthodox, experience with healing I understand a strong connection between the allowing of the "crazy" mind and the release of resistance. When we release resistance we flow with the eternal grace of flow and love. We open the doors for healing light so to shine and heal.


That being said, as a professional Certified Crazy Person, I feel I am in full authority to elaborate on this word and maybe shake it up a bit to a complete shift. I'll try not to sound like a salesman, but dude and dudettes, there's no other way to be. LIVE CRAZY.<----- Best sales pitch ever, don't you say?

So here we go. 5 reasons why you should consider becoming a CCP (Certified Crazy Person). Sharpen your pencils, Windex you eyes, and dust off your minds.

(Please keep in mind, my "certification" enables me to express myself in very obnoxious ways... bare with me.)


1. YOU BECOME SUPER COOL. (Like Johnny Bravo cool ;)

Who doesn't want to be super cool? Trust me, the chilling effect does wonders for the mind. Let your anxieties and fears ease giving you the sound and grounded space to experiment and try new things. Even if you walk forward contrary to all, there is no criticism nor judgement. At the end of the day you are CRAZY. That is what crazy people do.
"I'm cool like dat. 
       You cool like dat. 
               Yeah, yeah, we cool like dat..."


2. YOU BECOME FREE
Who are you? You are not a parent, a student, or an employee. These are labels, these are nouns you perform, so who are YOU? If you seek an answer, surrender your roles and try to stick to CRAZY. Easy as 1, 2, 3. Being label free, while adopting the the lose term CRAZY, gives one the room to "fuck up". You gain full rights to claiming personal actions "right" even when others have stamped and sealed it "wrong", enabling possibilities.

3. YOU BECOME UNIQUE.
We have naturally been conditioned to believe that we must all be, see, and believe the same to survive as one. What this belief lacks is variety. Who wants to go to a Chinese Buffet serving 56 trays of frog-leg-egg-rolls and an extensive frog-legs salad bar? The mind is meant to change. Change brings variety. Variety bring broader perspectives. As we grow, evolve and become, we keep changing our minds. This is normal, not bipolar. Mind stability is an illusion. There will always be a different thought evolving, craving to become reality. Let it be.

4. UNLIMITED ACCESS TO LAUGHTER.
Imagine a world where all jokes expressed from your lips fell like diamonds of comical waterfalls...
Woa! That was sad. Ha! Great, because this is my next point. Even lame jokes will crack all your silly jellybean funny bones. You are official. As a professional and certified crazy person you are to laugh like a crazy maniac, especially by yourself. No question. No guilt, simply laughter.

5. YOU HEAL.
On a serious note, being accepting of your person, whether that be crazy, weird, psycho or all of the above, open the doors to healing. Healing welcomes transformation, transformation begins new cycles, new realities, new dimensions, new love. We are all warriors with many wounds, and what better way than to allow the inner animal within to come forth so as to teach us new books. Until then will we heal.

As always with much cozy, heart felt Love,
Queen Goddess