Wednesday, November 4, 2015

WOW! 30 Must Be My Lucky Number

Oooh. I am feeling quite lovely. I took a mini-vaca.. well, still on my vacation here in the Bahamas....

Yeah, be jealous!!!

Jk. I am not that cool, yet. I am still in Indianapolis.

I know! You are now even super more jealous of me!

I cannot lie nor deny. Fall has been beautiful. The colors make me so horny at times. I am sorry, but we are in Scorpio, if you know what I mean.


Ok, so here is the deal. I am really wanting to find my FAMILIA, my TRIBE, my PEEPS. Now, allow me to clarify...

I believe with the right and genuine intentions and mind set I will effortlessly attract my peeps, those I am truly suppose to work and co-create with, and this platform is the best place to do so.

Allow me to further clarify.

I am not looking to build a cult, an organization, and especially not wanting to do this whole social media craze "#___tribe" and plastering it all over like I am so cool because I am the leader of another small group which secretly is a CULT, because you won't be or feel "cool" until you purchase all my shirts, hats and toys that have my face or hashtag cheaply screened on it.

No señores y señoras, I simply want to find my soul homies.

O! M! G! Can I do that? #soulhomies!

Oh my goodness. I legitimately like that. Oh this is awesome!!!

Haa! I just broke my first rule.

Great, then I am on track.

So, if you are reading this and have read other posts of mine, you must definitely be my homie.

Here is how I am going to do this. It is about to go down.

Be present.

I am on a roll towards my 100 day challenge. I have rested and recharged my batterias. I am no longer fucking around, and this time I am for good finishing this damn challenge which I started 50 years ago..  . I stopped writing at the 30 of 100 post ( <-- which you should totally check out that post, it was quite powerful. On fire. Literally.) and my last written astrology forecast was on the 30th of October.. which ironically enough, I was baptized into some weird cult years ago on a 30th of October. Eerie, eh?

(Wooooow! Keep on reading... but had to comment: It gets even eerier! Additional note on the bottom.)

Now, I have 70 days to go! I have 70 days to make Magic happen. I have 70 days to conquer the world, at least my own. I have 70 days to find my soul Fam!

So... I am committed, loves.

Excuse me. Hold on one sec.

Ok. Sorry about that. I had to leave the room for a minute and laugh at myself. Commitments. LMAO!

Anyways back to what I was saying: I am committed. I am going to find the best and most stretchiest comfortable skinny jeans that can warmly hug my beautiful waist line(s) and muffin top, get the brightest and crispiest white beater, put on my speedy gonzales boots and swag my black Harely Davidson leather jacket... and I AM GOING TO ROCK AND ROLL!

(Then gather all the money you guys so kindly contribute and donate and run away really far into the Bahamas.)

JUST KIDDING! (No I am not)

OK. Serious note... I proceed:

I am going to do things a bit different. This time, I will take my readers more into consideration. This time I will connect with those who even bother to read my lame stories from time to time. I want to connect with those who take their sweet loving time to click on a FB link to my blog, or those who just think I am puuurrty! Yeah, I like those kinds too.

To all of you: It is so kind of you, and I so appreciate you.

And because I appreciate you so much I will be offering a free mini chart reading to anybody who has read all the way down to this point on my blog. Simply fill the contact form on the ---> right and make sure to include 1) Who you are. 2) Why you would like a reading and 3) Include the code: soulhomie. (Yep. I did it!)  I will return your email as soon as possible to set a day and time for a 30 minute session.

I am not going to bullshit and tell you,
"You better appreciate what I am offering you because this is worth like a thousand dollars!"

Bullshit.

Truth be told. It is only a fucking number.

Truth be told. Most times the number is exaggerated so people feel like they owe you some type of respect and honor as you hypnotize them to feeling guilty if they do not purchase your products or services... or even softly put "healing sessions".

Truth be told. I do charge for my services, however I am not going to sell you anything unless you feel a calling to personally work with me. Those are the souls I truly want to work with.

Truth be told. I do not have the energy nor care to work with a million people at this time. I like to keep my healing services limited and personal. Who knows maybe tomorrow I make it to Hollywood and go against all my rules, like I usually do. However this is my personal truth at this present moment and this is what I am sharing and being today.

Thank you again so much for being a part of my journey. I appreciate all the love and loyal support. Family is that one thing Saturn has always tested me with. Always teasing me with the idea, but never truly grasping and living it. So to all my beautiful and loving digital family (well, I can't call you blood, sorry)...

I love you.

If you have any ideas of what I should write about on the rest of my 70 days. Leave me a suggestion in the comments. Also, if you have a great website which you would like to expose, share it. I would love to see what you're all about too.

Empowering and inspiring each other towards the journey to the unvarnished self,
Queen Goddess

My additional note:
So I just calculated 70 days from tomorrow and guess on what day it falls?! 

MY BIRTHDAY!!!

God, I sure hope I don't fuck up.


3 comments:

  1. 1)Miriam
    2)I need help
    3)soulhomie

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    1. SOUL HOOOMIE! Not only is she my digital fam, but she's my blood sista. Wow, you actually read my blog. I love you.

      NO! You loose. You didn't follow instructions. I said to fill out the form on the right hand side, which now that I am thinking about it, you probably didn't see cause you used your phone to view the blog, so you probably couldn't see the "contact form". Aaaw. So sad, so bad. Better luck next time :D :D :D

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